An Update on Norman II

Norman is a sweet piggy! Last night I held him for hours last night. He licked and squeaked with great emphasis and joy, and for once didn't urinate or even defficate!He is growing very nicely, and is nice and chubby!

Behold Norman II

I got a new pig today!  He is a very fine pig.  Today I realized I could not live without a pig, so I went to the pet store and bought one.  Isn't he the cutest pig alive?  Admire his cinnamon coloured head!  He is truly wonderful.  Horray!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King of Beasts has Passed Away

I am desolated to report that Norman, the One True King of Pigs, has passed away. It was a terrible time. He died on Monday, May 17, at 1:30 pm, in my arms. He is now romping with delight in the Happy Parsley Bin in the Sky. Rest in peace, Norman.

Just look at that expression! Norman is beginning to enjoy being the Great and Almighty Pig and not have to share this honorable position with a nut like Nutmeg! He is once more vainglorious!

Look at this charming pig! Isn't he just wonderful,
folks? Personally, I think he just perfect. Slim and noble, he is truly a fine animal. And just look at those paws! Aren't they cute? But I fear Norman is rather lonely, as Nutmeg has recently left this place of dwelling.

You can't imagine how cute and rare the sight of a sleeping guinea pig is. I cannot believe I got a picture of Norman in this lovable pose. His grey nose is perfectly positioned, his eyes are closed in serenity, and his chin is on the ground.

I believe he is dreaming about heaps of parsley bigger than him.
Goodnight, Norman!

Goodbye Nutmeg

Look at Nutmeg for what may (sniff) be the last time, for we must give her away. I recieved the news during the guinea pig's 10 minute graze in the front lawn. Now the poor thing is being innocent and cute, totally unaware that she has been given away. Norman is in perfect health.

I daresay this is the first post of the decade!