An Update on Norman II

Norman is a sweet piggy! Last night I held him for hours last night. He licked and squeaked with great emphasis and joy, and for once didn't urinate or even defficate!He is growing very nicely, and is nice and chubby!

Behold Norman II

I got a new pig today!  He is a very fine pig.  Today I realized I could not live without a pig, so I went to the pet store and bought one.  Isn't he the cutest pig alive?  Admire his cinnamon coloured head!  He is truly wonderful.  Horray!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King of Beasts has Passed Away

I am desolated to report that Norman, the One True King of Pigs, has passed away. It was a terrible time. He died on Monday, May 17, at 1:30 pm, in my arms. He is now romping with delight in the Happy Parsley Bin in the Sky. Rest in peace, Norman.

Just look at that expression! Norman is beginning to enjoy being the Great and Almighty Pig and not have to share this honorable position with a nut like Nutmeg! He is once more vainglorious!

Look at this charming pig! Isn't he just wonderful,
folks? Personally, I think he just perfect. Slim and noble, he is truly a fine animal. And just look at those paws! Aren't they cute? But I fear Norman is rather lonely, as Nutmeg has recently left this place of dwelling.

You can't imagine how cute and rare the sight of a sleeping guinea pig is. I cannot believe I got a picture of Norman in this lovable pose. His grey nose is perfectly positioned, his eyes are closed in serenity, and his chin is on the ground.

I believe he is dreaming about heaps of parsley bigger than him.
Goodnight, Norman!

Goodbye Nutmeg

Look at Nutmeg for what may (sniff) be the last time, for we must give her away. I recieved the news during the guinea pig's 10 minute graze in the front lawn. Now the poor thing is being innocent and cute, totally unaware that she has been given away. Norman is in perfect health.

I daresay this is the first post of the decade!

Norman is a party animal! He enjoys partying quite a lot, and every night he will run absolutely everywhere in his cage! He saves heaps and hea-
ps of vegetables that he was given in the daytime and gobbles it by the truckload! And yet he is still thin and sleek! What a guy!!!

This is Nutmeg, the new guinea pig. I hope Norm-
an doesn't mind sharing his nook, 'cause I'm not about to make another blog!

Allow your eyes to feast on this gorgeous pig!
Isn't he a hit! However, if you look critically at him, you will think,"what a fatso! Despite his careful diet, Norm's middle bulges out!

Norman is (I hope) enjoying himself immensely (did I spell that right?) as he sits on my bed. I haven't posted for awhile, but I am now, so I hope the public is happy.

Behold the Pigs!
Nutmeg (The brown and yellow one,) has recen-
tly came along and is in love with Norman! Norman doesn't like her, though. They fight something terrible, unfortunately.

Norman likes Christmas
decorations. Here is a
picture of his hutch at
Christmastime.

He is very shy. That is because wild guinnea pigs do not have any way to defend themselfs.

Norman is a great pet. To anyone who does not reconize a guinnea pig, he is a guinnea pig. And a good one to.

Meet Norman

For the first time, Norman is on public display!